Category: Death

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    Scary Shit

    This article should scare the shit out of you. Programming is a powerful and ubiquitous problem-solving tool. Systems that can assist programmers or even…

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    Christopher Reeve is Still Dead

    No Google. It is not Christopher Reeves’ 69th birthday because he stopped having birthdays when he was 52. You know. Because, he died when…

  • Services Update

    It looks like I am going to attend the services for my baby brother because in this instance, it would seem completely wrong for…

  • Funerals

    I’ll tell you why I think funerals are archaic and stupid. It is because they are not about the person who actually died. They…

  • Obituary Madness

    I find it immensely entertaining to read the obituary pages of my local newspaper. Why? Well, because of all of the bullshit in the…

  • Death

    Death

    Wow. I did not realize that I already had a category about death. The reason that we are all afraid of death is because…

  • Why I Hate Funerals

    They are a complete waste of time. They are only about the living and not really the dead person who doesn’t give a shit…