HDWGH – Story 7 – Gravy Man
From the How Did We Get Here Series
Now: A middle aged man is standing next to his brand new BBQ grill with a look of shock on his face. A face that has warm brown gravy all over it.
Before: The plans had been set the night before according to Audrey’s memory of events. Jim would just have to wait an extra night before firing up his new grill. They had plans to visit her parents for dinner this evening. Jim knew it. She told him. Several times. Audrey arrives home from work to the smell of backyard BBQ wafting through the neighborhood. Without missing a beat, Audrey goes into her kitchen and pulls out a jar of Heinz Brown Gravy and because she’s not a total barbarian heats it up in the microwave for a minute or so. After walking out to the backyard and finding Jim cooking on his new grill she smiles and then proceeds to dump the gravy all over his head. No words. Just gravy. Man.
Personal Organization
I have been obsessing over personal development for the last several weeks.
I am working on a personal workflow and trying to figure out how to make writing to this blog a part of that. After all, writing to this blog is important to me. I realize that I may be the only one who reads this trash, but it’s my trash.
I’ll probably work on a solid post outlining all of the tools I am using to make my personal workflow actually flow better.
Once you can actually identify what is important to you, the process is much easier. This is an area in which I have consistently failed in. I suffer from the something shiny syndrome.
I’m looking forward to posting new content along with a couple of short stories real soon now.
I also just realized that I have a category called “Fonk Europe in the Face.” Yes. It is pretty funny.
Not Mars
This is a picture that I got while reading the local newspaper a few mornings ago. This is a picture taken in California and highlights the smoke from the fires raging out there.
Ummm xBox
Guess what? 👀 @Xbox pic.twitter.com/H1yu8sU8FU
— iJustine (@ijustine) September 10, 2020
Please note: This should be displaying a Tweet but because this theme doesn’t support the ability to do so, it looks stupid.
Yet Another Note: I obviously shamed this fucking thing into working. As soon as I posted the update above, oh…NOW we can see the fucking Tweet. Yeah. Sure. Whatever.
Miami Re-Opening Casinos
Miami-Dade mayor reopening casinos Monday, banking on COVID continuing to improve
I’m guessing, it won’t.
HDWGH – Story 6 – Carwash Shenanigans
From the How Did We Get Here Series
Now: A young lady walks out of an automatic carwash nude. A couple of employees, a mix of male and females look confused but otherwise seem disinterested.
Before: Erica always wanted to try leaving her car as it begins its journey through the local carwash. The 16 year old had no real good reason for wanting to do so. She finally got up enough courage and decided to try it today. To save her shoes, Erica decided to remove them before she leaves her car. As the car begins to roll through the carwash, she jumps out of the vehicle and tries to navigate through the machinery as rollers spin and water shoots from everywhere. As she gets near the end of the carwash, a roller catches a loose piece of her sundress and in an instant, rips the dress from her body leaving her completely nude.
I Say This A Lot
Ok so I ate too much candy and now I am not well 🍫 😂
— iJustine (@ijustine) August 24, 2020
